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The Dicktater Dildo

The Dicktater Dildo

Regular price $99.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $99.00 USD
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The Dicktater Dildo

The only Dicktater we can get behind! Fall in line for 5 inches of silicone spud cast from a real root vegetable. Made to the same high standard as any other Uberrime toy, this mater-tater is fully functional – with a flared base for safe rooty-booty use. 

The Uberrime Dicktater is a truly unique tuber, with a come-hither curved tip and a broad body. With a maximum diameter of over 2.5 inches, the Dicktater is no beginner’s bintje; this rounded russet is for experienced side dish (s)mashers. 

Every Dicktater is poured in golden brown silicone to match the source spud, with a glittery black base. While the surface of this dildo isn’t rich in potassium, we did manage to replicate the texture of the tato’s all-seeing eyes.

To ensure comfortable carbing, every fornitater is poured in soft shore 0050 silicone. Truly, this starch is shaggable!

Don’t wait for a coup d’etater – topple a Dicktater of your own before it goes back in the Uberrime vault on April 15th 2025.

Dicktater Dildo Features

  • Not an actual threat to democracy. 
  • Carefully life cast from a real potato by Marco the Maker.
  • Made with platinum cure silicone, which is durable and body-safe: hypoallergenic, fully sanitizable, and phthalates-free.

Dicktater Dildo Measurements

  • Insertable length: 4.75 inches
  • Max diameter: 2.58 inches
  • Max circumference: 8.125

NOTE: Stock images are examples only. Uberrime items are artisan and individually hand-poured, no two toys are exactly alike.

(Yes - this is a purchasable April Fool's joke. Fuckable fun!)

Shipping & Returns

Shipping from United States

All custom items are handmade to order and usually take 3 to 10 business days to make. In inventory (Ready-Made) items ship within 2-4 business days.

Estimated shipping times

  • North America Economy: 5 - 8 business days
  • Priority Mail 2 - 4 business days
  • Priority Express 1 - 2 business days
  • Canada: 5 - 10 days
  • Europe: 2 - 4 weeks
  • Elsewhere: 2 to 4 weeks

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. We are not responsible for delays due to customs.

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