[Retired until 4/2026] The Dicktater Dildo

The Dicktater Dildo

The only Dicktater we can get behind! Fall in line for 5 inches of silicone spud cast from a real root vegetable. Made to the same high standard as any other Uberrime toy, this mater-tater is fully functional – with a flared base for safe rooty-booty use. 

The Uberrime Dicktater is a truly unique tuber, with a come-hither curved tip and a broad body. With a maximum diameter of over 2.5 inches, the Dicktater is no beginner’s bintje; this rounded russet is for experienced side dish (s)mashers. 

Every Dicktater is poured in golden brown silicone to match the source spud, with a glittery black base. While the surface of this dildo isn’t rich in potassium, we did manage to replicate the texture of the tato’s all-seeing eyes.

To ensure comfortable carbing, every fornitater is poured in soft shore 0050 silicone. Truly, this starch is shaggable!

Don’t wait for a coup d’etater – topple a Dicktater of your own before it goes back in the Uberrime vault on April 15th 2025.

Dicktater Dildo Features

• Not an actual threat to democracy. 
• Carefully life cast from a real potato by Marco the Maker.
• Made with platinum cure silicone, which is durable and body-safe: hypoallergenic, fully sanitizable, and phthalates-free.
  

Dicktater Dildo Measurements

• Insertable length: 4.75 inches
• Max diameter: 2.58 inches
• Max circumference: 8.125

NOTE: Stock images are examples only. Uberrime items are artisan and individually hand-poured, no two toys are exactly alike.

(Yes - this is a purchasable April Fool's joke. Fuckable fun!)