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The Cthulhu Eldritch Monster Dildo - Small Size
The Cthulhu Eldritch Monster Dildo - Small Size
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The Cthulhu Eldritch Monster Dildo - Small Size
An eldritch horror, an ancient god, a cosmic calamity: the Great Old One, Cthulhu! After eons of slumber, Cthulhu has returned – as a fantasy dildo. Lovers of monsters, myths, and magic rejoice!
With an aesthetic inspired by dragons and tentacled sea beasts, the Cthulhu certainly deserves its place in the pantheon of pleasure. How could we mere mortals resist the call to cast this scifi icon in supple, squeezable silicone?
The Cthulhu Dildo has a detailed, regal silhouette. Cthulhu’s textured cephalopod head and fleshy tentacles are fashioned into a phallically curved shaft for g-spot/prostate stimulation. (We wanted to make sure this design wasn’t just kinky decor – this is a useable monster dildo.) At the base, a pair of soft but beastly wings complete the lovecraftian vision.
The Cthulhu Dildo is a big toy. (Even the Small size is considered “thick/above average.”) It’s over 1.8 inches in diameter at its widest, where the tentacles create a knot on the shaft.
Cthulhu Monster Dildo Features
- Custom, made to order! Your choice of density (firmness) and 1-3 color(s).
- Highly detailed monster sculpt with unique texturing.
- Dildo with wings!
- Girthy and curved for g-spot/prostate stimulation.
- Flared base for safe anal use.
- Highlighted tips on the wings when you choose a secondary color.
- Sculpt by ExcelDDesigns.
- Made with platinum cure silicone, which is durable and body-safe: hypoallergenic, easy to sanitize, and phthalates-free.
- Hand made in the USA.
Small Cthulhu Monster Dildo Measurements
- Height: 7 inches
- Insertable length: 5.5 inches
- Widest diameter: 1.86 inches
- Widest circumference: 5.86 inches
Not quite your size? Check out the medium or large Cthulhu Monster Dildo.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping from United States
All custom items are handmade to order and usually take 3 to 10 business days to make. In inventory (Ready-Made) items ship within 2-4 business days.
Estimated shipping times
- North America Economy: 5 - 8 business days
- Priority Mail 2 - 4 business days
- Priority Express 1 - 2 business days
- Canada: 5 - 10 days
- Europe: 2 - 4 weeks
- Elsewhere: 2 to 4 weeks
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. We are not responsible for delays due to customs.

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