Discount Random FLOP - Abstract Dildo

This listing is for a discounted flop abstract (non-fantasy, non-realistic) dildo, sold as a “blind”/random pour.  

Making silicone dildos by hand is a multi-step process, and sometimes things can go wrong! When a physical defect happens, we call that dildo a “flop”: a toy that doesn’t meet our strict quality standards. 

The physical defect could be:

• small hole on the surface
• pigment clump on the toy base (we do not sell toys with pigment clumps in the insertable portion of the toy)
• small tears 
  
• rough spot (made by a scuff in the mold)

These flops are flawed but functional. To save these toys from winding up in a landfill, we sell our flops at a steep discount. 

PLEASE NOTE that flops are HIGH MAINTENANCE TOYS because they require more thorough and thoughtful cleaning, and double-checking before use (to ensure the flaw hasn’t become worse/unmanageable.) They are sold “as-is,” meaning that while our team has inspected them and determined they’re body-safe when treated with care, we don’t guarantee their longevity.

All flops are labeled with the location of the defect and short care instructions. 

Because flopping happens to random toys, we sell them as a “surprise” – you don’t get to choose what model you get or what kind of flaw it has. We do separate them by width:

• Small abstract flops have diameters 1.35 inches and under.
• Medium abstract flops have 1.4-1.75 inch diameters.
• Large abstract flops have 1.8-2.2 inch diameters.

We also have listings for Fantasy Flops and Realistic Flops.