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Handmade Purple Heart Wooden Paddle
Handmade Purple Heart Wooden Paddle
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Handmade Purple Heart Wooden Paddle
Overall Length 15.75”
Paddle Width 5.5”
Handle Length 5”
Thickness: 7/8”
Weight: 24 ounces
One of a kind, handmade by Marco the Maker from solid kiln dried Purple Heart stock, this one of a kind paddle is heavy for its size and will provide for a thuddy, but sharp bite on impact. Classically shaped, sanded smooth, and finished with Odie’s Oil, a food safe wood oil finish for a slightly glossy look and protection from moisture. Smack some ass and then serve charcuterie for after care. Or, serve charcuterie then smack some ass!
BDSM Bear is not included ;-(
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping from United States
All custom items are handmade to order and usually take 5 to 10 business days to make. In inventory (Ready-Made) items ship within 1-3 business days.
Estimated shipping times
- North America Economy: 5 - 8 business days
- Priority Mail 2 - 5 business days
- Priority Express 1 - 3 business days
- Canada: 5 - 15 days
- Europe (Non EU Countries): 2 - 4 weeks
- Elsewhere: 2 to 4 weeks
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. We are not responsible for delays due to customs.
We currently do not ship to any countries in the EU.
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