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The Damn Alien! Dildo - Large Size
The Damn Alien! Dildo - Large Size
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The Big Damn Alien Dildo - Large Size
Being 2 inches in diameter at its widest, this is truly a Big Damn Alien!
Humanoid enough for easy copulation, but alien enough to provide otherworldly delight. This damn alien is far out!
The Damn Alien Dildo was designed with g-spot or prostate stimulation in mind. Its bulbous phallic head is followed by two pairs of bumps on the shaft for additional spot massage. Keep your strokes short to provide a ripple of near-continuous sensation.
Four small squishy horns line the Damn Alien’s base. When you add another color, we highlight the horns in that color.
(This design is a digital resculpt of the “Damn Average Alien” from DA, revitalized to be an Uberrime model by the original artist ExcelDDesigns.)
Damn Alien Dildo Features
- Custom, made to order! Your choice of density (firmness) and 1-3 color(s).
- Curved shaft and multiple bumps provide great g-spot/prostate stimulation.
- Flared base for safe anal use.
- Highlighted mini horns on the base when you choose a secondary color.
- Sculpt by ExcelDDesigns.
- Made with platinum cure silicone, which is durable and body-safe: hypoallergenic, easy to sanitize, and phthalates-free.
- Hand made in the USA.
Large Damn Alien Dildo Measurements
- Height: 8.25 inches
- Insertable length: 7 inches
- Widest diameter: 2 inches
- Widest circumference: 6.28 inches
Not quite your size? Check out the small or medium Damn Alien Dildo.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping from United States
All custom items are handmade to order and usually take 3 to 10 business days to make. In inventory (Ready-Made) items ship within 2-4 business days.
Estimated shipping times
- North America Economy: 5 - 8 business days
- Priority Mail 2 - 4 business days
- Priority Express 1 - 2 business days
- Canada: 5 - 10 days
- Europe: 2 - 4 weeks
- Elsewhere: 2 to 4 weeks
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. We are not responsible for delays due to customs.








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