{"product_id":"discount-random-flop-grinders","title":"Discount Random FLOP - Grinders","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDiscount Random FLOP - Grinders\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis listing is for a discounted \u003cstrong\u003eflop grinder for vulvas\u003c\/strong\u003e, sold as a “blind”\/random pour.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaking silicone toys by hand is a multi-step process, and sometimes things can go wrong! When a \u003cstrong\u003ephysical defect\u003c\/strong\u003e happens, we call that grinder a “flop”: a toy that doesn’t meet our strict quality standards. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe physical defect could be:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esmall holes on the surface\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etearing or improper trimming\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erough spot (made by a scuff in the mold)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese flops are \u003cstrong\u003eflawed but functional\u003c\/strong\u003e. To save these toys from winding up in a landfill, we sell our flops at a\u003cstrong\u003e steep discount\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePLEASE NOTE that flops are HIGH MAINTENANCE TOYS because they require more thorough and thoughtful cleaning, and double-checking before use (to ensure the flaw hasn’t become worse\/unmanageable.)\u003c\/strong\u003e They are sold “as-is,” meaning that while our team has inspected them and determined they’re body-safe when treated with care, we don’t guarantee their longevity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll flops come labeled with the approximate location of the defect and short care instructions. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause flopping happens to random toys, \u003cstrong\u003ewe sell them as a “surprise”\u003c\/strong\u003e – you don’t get to choose what model you get, what kind of flaw it has, or what color or density it was poured in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe also have listings for dildo and vaginal plug flops.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67958940074276,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-custom-dildos-grinder-discount-flop-01.jpg?v=1793212687","url":"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/discount-random-flop-grinders","provider":"Uberrime","version":"1.0","type":"link"}