{"title":"Ready to Ship","description":"\u003cp\u003eAccessories, grab bags, and premade toys that are ready to ship within 1-3 business days. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note that if you also purchase a custom toy (any toy where you choose the density and colors yourself), your ready to ship items will not ship until that toy has been made (5-10 business days.) \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-dulce-uncut-realistic-gspot-dildo-ready-made","title":"The Dulce Uncut Realistic G-Spot Dildo - Ready-Made","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Dulce Uncut Realistic G-Spot Dildo - Ready-Made\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis listing is for a Ready-Made Dulce Uncut Realistic G-Spot Dildo made in flexible shore 12a silicone, available in your choice of 2 sizes and 3 skin tones. \u003cstrong\u003eReady-Made toys are already in inventory and ready to ship to you!\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(To choose your own density and colors, please see our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/a\/search?q=dulce\u0026amp;options%5Bprefix%5D=last\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"custom Dulce Realistic G-Spot Dildos\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eDulce Realistic Dildo custom listings\u003c\/a\u003e.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNamed after the Spanish and Latin word for “sweet,” this uncut ultra-realistic dildo features a bulbous head and exaggerated curve for \u003cstrong\u003eintensely focused g-spot or prostate stimulation\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Dulce Uncut Realistic G-Spot Dildo is highly detailed, with sensuous skin and vein texturing. The design is uncircumcised, with realistic foreskin detailing on the head. Having a semi-matte surface adds to the textural experience, giving the Dulce a richly \u003cstrong\u003erealistic feel\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe designed the Dulce Uncut Realistic Dildo for targeted pleasure. The Dulce’s \u003cstrong\u003edramatic, hook-like curve\u003c\/strong\u003e keeps the toy’s head in a “come hither” position (the ideal angle for fingering), which takes the guesswork out of how to situate your toy for \u003cstrong\u003econcentrated g-spot or prostate milking\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust like the Uncircumcised Dulce, this dildo has a flared base to make it anal safe and \u003cstrong\u003eharness ready\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDulce Uncut G-Spot Dildo Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady made, in inventory.  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTightly curved for ultra-focused g-spot or prostate stimulation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncredible intricate skin details, including realistic foreskin sculpting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlared base for strap-on harness use and safe anal play.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNew sculpt by ExcelDDesigns.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with platinum cure silicone, which is durable and body-safe: hypoallergenic, easy to sanitize, and phthalates-free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand made in the USA. Colors will vary from toy to toy, photos are examples only. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Uncut Dulce G-Spot Dildo Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: 6.5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsertable length: 6 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest diameter: 1.59 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest circumference: 5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Uncut Dulce G-Spot Dildo Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: 7.5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsertable length: 7 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest diameter: 1.83 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest circumference: 5.75 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Tone 1 Dark Skin","offer_id":54058789830948,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Tone 2 Tan Skin","offer_id":54058790158628,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Tone 3 Light Skin","offer_id":54058790191396,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Tone 1 Dark Skin","offer_id":54058789863716,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Tone 2 Tan Skin","offer_id":54058790224164,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Tone 3 Light Skin","offer_id":54058790256932,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-custom-dildos-dulce-uncut-realistic-ready-01.jpg?v=1779831758"},{"product_id":"copy-of-the-night-king-dildo","title":"The Night King Textured A-Spot\/G-Spot Dildo - Ready-Made","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Night King Dildo - Ready-made, in inventory and ready to ship. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(For a custom made to order Night King \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-night-king-dildo\" title=\"Custom Night King\"\u003eclick here\u003c\/a\u003e!)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Night King is a highly textured fantasy dildo inspired by the Game of Thrones character by the same name. 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OG King colors: Base of Nebula, Secondary of Silver, and Accent of True Blue\u003cbr\u003e2. Fire and Ice colors: Base of True Blue, Secondary of Red, and Accent of Lemon Pop\u003cbr\u003e3. 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Dīvō, which translates from Latin to \"...of the gods\" or \"...owned by the gods, in this specific case, \"A toy of the gods\" features a forward curve and prominent bundled foreskin designed for comfortable to aggressive based on size, G-spot or prostate stimulation. With two layers of silicone for a realistic touch and feel, The Divo is highly textured with a matte finish and is soft to the touch but firm when squeezed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*NOTE Images are examples only. Colors may appear differently in person. As each of these items are handmade to order, they may appear differently than the samples depicted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUberrime Dual Density toys are designed to have a realistic feel with a soft outer skin surrounding a denser inner core. Much like flexed muscle or erect tissue! Uberrime Dual Density toys feature soft a platinum silicone outer layer in shore 5a with a firm shore 20a inner core. Please note that Dual Density toys are made using a firm core that displaces the softer silicone in the molding process. Multiple colors tend to merge rather than retain marbling, especially toward the bottom of the shaft and base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003cbr\u003eBody-safe platinum silicone and cosmetics pigments\u003cbr\u003eDual density: 0050 Soft and Squishy Platinum Silicone Exterior over a Firm Core of 20a Platinum Silicone\u003cbr\u003eCurved for G- or P-spotting\u003cbr\u003eHighly textured with a matte, skin like finish\u003cbr\u003eHarness compatible and anal safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003eDimensions:\u003cbr\u003eTotal length: 6.75”\u003cbr\u003eUsable length: 6”\u003cbr\u003eHead Diameter: 1.55”\u003cbr\u003eMid Shaft Diameter: 1.55”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003eBase Shaft Diameter: 1.71”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Tone 1 Dark Skin","offer_id":48824714330404,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tone 2 Tan Skin","offer_id":48824717246756,"sku":"","price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tone 3 Light Skin","offer_id":48824717279524,"sku":"","price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/IMG_2893.jpg?v=1714583467"},{"product_id":"the-ardor-dragon-dildo-of-lust-and-love-ready-made","title":"The Ardor Love Knot Dragon Dildo - Ready-Made","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Ardor Love Knot Dragon Dildo in Small or Medium - Ready-Made \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a Ready-Made Ardor Love Dragon, in your choice of either Small or Medium. Ready-Made toys are already in inventory and ready to ship to you! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur Ready-Made Ardors are poured in soft squeezable 0050 silicone, in a bright marble of pearl pink, vivid indigo, and pearl white. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(To choose your own density and colors, please see our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/a\/search?q=ardor\u0026amp;options%5Bprefix%5D=last\" title=\"Ardor Dragon Dildo\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eArdor Dragon custom listings\u003c\/a\u003e.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArdor (Latin for “heat” or “passion”) Dragons are seductive creatures, known for their aphrodisiac pheromones. Their sleek, brightly colored scales attract potential partners of all species, so long as their lover can handle the ‘heat’... \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Ardor Dragon Dildo has a broad head positioned at an angle for \u003cstrong\u003eg-spot or prostate pressure\u003c\/strong\u003e. Halfway down the shaft, the Ardor swells out with two thick bumps like a \u003cstrong\u003eknot\u003c\/strong\u003e, providing an additional stretch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArdor Love Knot Dragon Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady made, in inventory.  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eG-spot\/prostate stimulating head and curved shaft.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo smooth bumps on the shaft create a knot-like swell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlared base for safe anal use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with platinum cure silicone, which is durable and body-safe: hypoallergenic, easy to sanitize, and phthalates-free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand made in the USA. Colors will vary from toy to toy, photos are examples only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Ardor Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: 6 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsertable length: 5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest diameter: 1.74 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest circumference: 4.67 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Ardor Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: 8 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsertable length: 6.5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest diameter: 2.31 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest circumference: 7.25 inches \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":48825370935588,"sku":null,"price":83.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":48825370968356,"sku":null,"price":119.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-dildos-ardor-dragon-readymade-01.jpg?v=1763565798"},{"product_id":"the-hydrus-water-dragon-medium-size-copy","title":"The Hydrus Water Dragon - Ready-made","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Hydrus Water Dragon Dildo Ready-made in inventory and ready to ship!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor a Medium Size custom made to order Hydrus Water Dragon \u003ca title=\"Custom Made to Order Medium Size Hydrus Water Dragon\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-hydrus-water-dragon-medium-size\"\u003eclick here\u003c\/a\u003e! 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Knots can feel like an added pop of sensation, a challenge you have to overcome, or a cork to keep you full! It’s a common monster dildo characteristic, but this is our first knotted model. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e*Pictures are examples only as all Uberrime Dildos are handmade, no two toys appear exactly alike.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003cbr\u003eHydrus H2O Colorway\u003cbr\u003eBody-safe platinum silicone\u003cbr\u003eSoft Shore 0050 Density\u003cbr\u003eKnotted Design\u003cbr\u003eSomewhat Harness compatible base\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium Size Dimensions:Length: 7”\u003cbr\u003eInsertable: 5.75”\u003cbr\u003eTip\/Head Diameter: 1.03”\u003cbr\u003eShaft Diameter just above the knot: 1.35”\u003cbr\u003eMax Diameter at the knot: 1.67\"\u003cbr\u003eThe medium size is the closest to an average human counterpart.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge Size Dimensions:\u003cbr\u003eLength: 7.75”\u003cbr\u003eInsertable: 6.5”\u003cbr\u003eTip\/Head Diameter: 1.11”\u003cbr\u003eShaft Diameter just above the knot: 1.51”\u003cbr\u003eMax Diameter at the knot: 1.95\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Medium","offer_id":48825495028004,"sku":null,"price":84.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":48825495060772,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/IMG_2927.jpg?v=1714757812"},{"product_id":"the-festa-vaginal-plug-ready-made","title":"The Festa Vaginal Plug - Ready-made Indigo Ombre Edition","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Festa Platinum Silicone Vaginal Plug, Ready-made in inventory and ready to ship!\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor a custom made to order Festa\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-festa-vaginal-plug\" title=\"Custom Made to Order Festa Vaginal Plug\"\u003e click here\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft and bulbously shaped with a T-handle base, the Festa is a Vaginal plug that when clenching around can stimulate the G-spot! This hand-crafted toy features perfectly smooth surface, a choice of three sizes, three densities a narrow neck and a T-handle base that will help keep it in place when worn. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Festa's form is meant to be held and squeezed internally and features a slightly matte finish. Some users will be able to keep the Festa in place vaginally while standing and walking, especially while wearing tighter-fitting, more supportive clothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003cbr\u003ePlatinum Silicone\u003cbr\u003eVivid Indigo to Pearl White Ombre\u003cbr\u003eSoft Shore 0050 Density\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall Specifications:\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHeight: 3.75\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInsertable Length: 3\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMAX Diameter: 1.35\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNeck Diameter: .86\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMedium Specifications:\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHeight: 4.63\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInsertable Length: 3.75\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMAX Diameter: 1.75\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNeck Diameter: 1.03\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLarge Specifications:\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHeight: 5.5\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInsertable Length: 4.5\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMAX Diameter: 2.03\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNeck Diameter: 1.2\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":48825549291812,"sku":null,"price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":48825549390116,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":48825549488420,"sku":null,"price":67.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/IMG_2936.jpg?v=1714598033"},{"product_id":"the-festa-vaginal-plug-ready-made-pink-to-black-ombre-edition","title":"The Festa Vaginal Plug - Ready-made Pink to Black Ombre Edition","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Festa Platinum Silicone Vaginal Plug, Ready-made in inventory and ready to ship!\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor a custom made to order Festa\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-festa-vaginal-plug\" title=\"Custom Made to Order Festa Vaginal Plug\"\u003e click here\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft and bulbously shaped with a T-handle base, the Festa is a Vaginal plug that when clenching around can stimulate the G-spot! This hand-crafted toy features perfectly smooth surface, a choice of three sizes, three densities a narrow neck and a T-handle base that will help keep it in place when worn. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Festa's form is meant to be held and squeezed internally and features a slightly matte finish. Some users will be able to keep the Festa in place vaginally while standing and walking, especially while wearing tighter-fitting, more supportive clothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003cbr\u003ePlatinum Silicone\u003cbr\u003eVivid pink and luster black\u003cbr\u003eSoft Shore 0050 Density\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall Specifications:\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHeight: 3.75\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInsertable Length: 3\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMAX Diameter: 1.35\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNeck Diameter: .86\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMedium Specifications:\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHeight: 4.63\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInsertable Length: 3.75\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMAX Diameter: 1.75\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNeck Diameter: 1.03\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLarge Specifications:\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHeight: 5.5\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInsertable Length: 4.5\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMAX Diameter: 2.03\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNeck Diameter: 1.2\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":48825580454180,"sku":null,"price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":48825580486948,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":48825580519716,"sku":null,"price":67.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/IMG_2941.jpg?v=1714598207"},{"product_id":"the-selene-moon-goddess-ready-made","title":"The Selene Moon Goddess - Ready-made","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Selene Moon Goddess Fantasy Dildo, Ready-made, in inventory and ready to ship. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor a custom made to order Selene \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-selene-moon-goddess\" title=\"Custom Made to Order Selene Moon Goddess Dildo\"\u003eclick here\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn Greek mythology, Selene is the goddess and the personification of the Moon. The daughter of the Titans Hyperion and Theia, and sister of our first toy of the gods, the Helios. Attention to detail is defined by the crisp individual chain links and stylized moons, where the textures quite manageable as the Selene is cast with soft silicone. \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePictures are examples only as all Uberrime dildos are handmade, no one dildo appears exactly the same as the next.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBody-safe platinum silicone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSoft Shore 0050 Density\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eStylized Feminine Design in Tryst Colorway\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBase: Flared - may work with a few harnesses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLength: 7.5 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHead Diameter: 1.43\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMid Shaft Diameter: 1.75\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBase Shaft Diameter: 2.07\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInsertable - 6\" (approximately)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48829777838372,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/IMG_2972.jpg?v=1714685274"},{"product_id":"the-akkoro-kamui-monster-tentacle-dildo-uv-reactive-ready-made","title":"The Akkoro Kamui Monster Tentacle Dildo - UV Reactive - Ready-Made","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUV Reactive Akkoro Kamui Monster Tentacle Dildo Ready-Made in Small or Medium\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis listing is for a Ready-Made Akkoro Kamui Tentacle, in your choice of either Small or Medium. Ready-Made toys are already in inventory and ready to ship to you! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur Ready-Made Akkoro Tentacles are poured in soft squeezable 0050 silicone, in a vivid marble of UV blue, UV green, and UV purple. To enjoy their full vibrancy, please use a black light.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(To choose your own density and colors, please see our \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Akkoro Kumai Tentacle Dildo\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/a\/search?q=akkoro\u0026amp;options%5Bprefix%5D=last\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAkkoro Tentacle\u003c\/a\u003e custom listings.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccording to folklore legend, Akkoro Kamui is a monstrous cephalopod lurking in Uchiura Bay. It sought to capsize boats, but because of its vibrant colors, it was visible through the water and thus possible to avoid. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerhaps now that it’s retired from pirating, the Akkoro Kamui can use its undulating limbs for something less dastardly... \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Akkoro Kamui Dildo is \u003cstrong\u003ethicker\u003c\/strong\u003e than traditional tentacles to provide a more filling experience. The front is lined with two rows of scoop-style suckers, while the backside is textured like bumpy flesh, for a \u003cstrong\u003eunique tactile feel\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAkkoro Kumai Tentacle Dildo Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady made, in inventory.  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant UV reactive colors that seriously pop under black light!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThicker and more textured than traditional tentacle dildos.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo times the texture: suckers on top, bumpy skin on bottom.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlared base for safe anal use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with platinum cure silicone, which is durable and body-safe: hypoallergenic, easy to sanitize, and phthalates-free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand made in the USA. Colors will vary slightly from toy to toy, photos are examples only. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Akkoro Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: 6 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsertable length: 5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest diameter: 1.75 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest circumference: 5.5 inches \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Akkoro Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: 7.75 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsertable length: 6 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest diameter: 2.22 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest circumference: 6.97 inches \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":51334824591652,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":51334824624420,"sku":null,"price":123.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-dildos-akkoro-kumai-tentacle-monster-dildo-01.jpg?v=1763565660"},{"product_id":"vibeology-pure-lube","title":"Vibeology Pure Lube","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\"\u003eVIBEOLOGY PURE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003ePure Organic Aloe and Water-Based Personal Lubricant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003eMade with organic ingredients, pure is a silky smooth, hydrating lubricant that is not only moisturizing but also quite nourishing for delicate skin areas. Vibeology pure mimics natural lubrication and eliminates friction for more enjoyable intimate sessions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003eHeighten sensual play by applying to any area of the body where you desire extra moisture. Safe to use with all pleasure objects including Platinum Silicone Dildos. Condom compatible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\"\u003eFeatures \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003eSafe for use with Platinum Silicone Dildos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003ePH balanced\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003eParaben and glycerin free\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003eVegan friendly and cruelty free\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003eHypoallergenic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003eFragrance Free\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003eDermatologist tested\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003eManufactured in the U.S. in an FDA registered facility\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\"\u003eDirections\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003eApply to any area of the body where you desire extra moisture. Secure cap. Safe for daily use. Store at room temperature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\"\u003eIngredients \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003ePurified Water, Organic Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Hydroxyethyl Cellulose, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Carrageenan, Hyaluronic Acid, Sodium Ascorbyl Phosphate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\"\u003eConsiderations\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003ePlease consider the following warnings and precautions: Avoid contact with eyes. Keep out of the reach of children. Do not use on irritated or infected skin. This product is not a contraceptive and contains no spermicide. If irritation or discomfort develops, discontinue use and consult a healthcare professional. Very slippery on surfaces. Clean spills and use particular caution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eOnly available in the US. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Vibeology","offers":[{"title":"4oz","offer_id":49531742552356,"sku":"","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8oz","offer_id":49531742585124,"sku":"","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/vibeologypurelube.jpg?v=1719854232"},{"product_id":"the-joque-strap-on-harness-by-spareparts-hardwear-black","title":"The Joque Strap-On Harness by SpareParts Hardwear - Black","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Joque Cover Strap-On Harness by SpareParts Hardwear is comfortable, lightweight, and easy to take on\/off. It fits like a second skin, with an adjustable velcro belt and straps designed to hug – no pinched skin, no dangling straps, no itchy tags, no discomfort! The 77% nylon, 23% spandex harness is vegan-friendly, breathable, moisture-wicking, and machine washable*. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis strap-on harness has a built-in, stretchy elastic o-ring that accommodates toys up to 2.25in in diameter.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Joque Strap-On Harness was designed with the wearer’s pleasure in mind. A fully open back and underside allow for easy touch\/access. There are three built-in bullet vibe pockets for stimulation in all the right places. (\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/collections\/accessories\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBullet vibes\u003c\/a\u003e must be purchased separately and should be under 2.75in long.) The fabric panels behind the o-ring can be parted to utilize a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/collections\/grinders\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003esilicone grinder\u003c\/a\u003e or love nub. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with a draw-string launder-and-storage pouch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Hand or machine washable. Wash and dry separately, or with like colors, before first use. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cb\u003eAvail\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(5, 5, 5);\"\u003eable in Two Sizes: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"612\" cellpadding=\"7\" cellspacing=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e \u003ccol width=\"57\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"117\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"119\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"142\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"105\"\u003e \u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr valign=\"bottom\"\u003e\n\u003ctd width=\"57\" height=\"62\"\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd width=\"117\"\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(5, 5, 5);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWaistband Measurement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd width=\"119\"\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(5, 5, 5);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUpper Thigh Measurement\/ (for Straps)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd width=\"142\"\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(5, 5, 5);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eO-Ring Diameter\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd width=\"105\"\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(5, 5, 5);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eO-Ring Circum.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd width=\"57\" height=\"34\" valign=\"bottom\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(5, 5, 5);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize A \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd width=\"117\" valign=\"bottom\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(5, 5, 5);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e20 - 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Get a secure fit on your thigh, knee, pillow, or narrow stool with the velcro closure. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen you’re done playing, the Ultra Thigh Strap-On is machine washable!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Dimensions \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e    • 6 inch wide band \u003cbr\u003e    • 29 inch length unstretched \u003cbr\u003e    • 1.75 inch reinforced o-ring \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDildos must be purchased separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDildo featured in stock photo is not an Uberrime model\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sportsheets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49809266475300,"sku":"","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-sportsheets-ultra-thigh-strap-01.jpg?v=1741728123"},{"product_id":"glow-in-the-dark-dr-manhattan-dildo","title":"The Glow-In-The-Dark Dr. Manhattan Dildo - Ready-Made","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Glow-In-The-Dark Dr. Manhattan Dildo\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis girthy realistic dildo was inspired by the DC Comics character of the same name. 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Random pours are \u003cstrong\u003enot\u003c\/strong\u003e “flops” (defective), they are just toys made with left over materials. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe colors are a surprise. You might receive a Suavis in strange franken concoction of color, a solid pigment, or a beautiful multi-color marble. There may be color “runs” (a visible color streak that makes it less “pretty.”)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll Suavis are poured in either 0030 or 0050 density silicone. Soft and squishy! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou cannot request a specific color or density. That ruins the randomness! 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If you’d like something specific, please see our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/a\/search?q=fugu\u0026amp;options%5Bprefix%5D=last\" title=\"Fugu Vaginal Plugs\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eregular Fugu listings\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady made, in inventory.  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatte finish surface.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnchor\/T-shaped base for safety.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSculpt by ExcelDDesigns.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with platinum cure silicone, which is durable and body-safe: hypoallergenic, fully sanitizable, and phthalates-free. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFugu Small Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: \u003cspan\u003e3.875\u003c\/span\u003e inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsertable Length: 3.25 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest Diameter: 1.31 inches \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFugu Medium Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: 4.75 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsertable Length: 4 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest Diameter: 1.71 inches \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFugu Large Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: 6 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsertable Length: 5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest Diameter: 2.15 inches \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":50308360012068,"sku":"","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":50308360044836,"sku":"","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-grab-bag-fugu-01.jpg?v=1737678326"},{"product_id":"sensi-vaginal-plug-discount-grab-bag","title":"Discount Random Pour - Sensi Vaginal Plug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRandom Sensi Vaginal Plug \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGrab bag, seconds, blind box, gatcha – many words that all mean the same thing: random! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you aren’t picky about color or density and you’d like to save some money, these is a Sensi Vaginal Plug \u003cstrong\u003ediscounted random pour\u003c\/strong\u003e! Random pours are \u003cstrong\u003enot\u003c\/strong\u003e “flops” (defective), they are just toys made with left over materials. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe colors are a surprise. You might receive a Sensi in strange franken concoction of color, a solid pigment, or a beautiful multi-color marble. There may be color “runs” (a visible color streak that makes it less “pretty.”)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll Sensi Plugs are poured in either 0030 or 0050 density silicone. Soft and squishy! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou cannot request a specific color or density. That ruins the randomness! If you’d like something specific, please see our \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Sensi Vaginal Plugs\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/a\/search?q=sensi\u0026amp;options%5Bprefix%5D=last\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eregular Sensi listings\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Sensi Ready-Made\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-sensi-vaginal-plug-ready-made\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSensi Ready-Mades\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOTE:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Sensi is intended for vaginal use only, it is \u003cstrong\u003enot anal safe\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSensi Vaginal Plug Features \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady made, in inventory.  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth, bulbously-shaped head and midsection designed for g-spot stimulation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSatinty finish surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNarrow, vulva-friendly base. 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Uberrime has too many dildos and needs to make room! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a blind\/surprise\/gatcha\u003cstrong\u003e bag of 4 random dildos\u003c\/strong\u003e, priced at a steep discount. We curate these bags to provide a \u003cstrong\u003evariety\u003c\/strong\u003e of experiences:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize varies, but the dildos are generally “average” (1.35-1.75in diameter range.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvery bag contains \u003cstrong\u003emulti-color\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cstrong\u003esingle color\u003c\/strong\u003e dildos.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlmost every bag has at least \u003cstrong\u003e1 realistic \u003c\/strong\u003etoy, \u003cstrong\u003e1 fantasy \u003c\/strong\u003etoy, and \u003cstrong\u003e1 abstract\u003c\/strong\u003e toy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eToy density (firmness) can vary.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvery dildo has some kind of flared base, so they’re all anal safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere are no repeats (no 2 of the same dildo in a single bag.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe toys in our grab bags are \u003cstrong\u003enot “flops”\u003c\/strong\u003e (defective units), they are just left over from stock photos, wholesale orders, color mix-ups, conventions, etc. There are occasionally toys with \u003cem\u003ecosmetic imperfections\u003c\/em\u003e, such as color streaks (colors not marbling correctly, or a foreign color dripped in) or bases that were accidentally poured taller than normal. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, you \u003cstrong\u003ecan’t request\u003c\/strong\u003e specific models, colors, or densities. 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Most also have at least \u003cstrong\u003e1 fantasy \u003c\/strong\u003etoy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eToy density (firmness) varies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvery dildo has some kind of flared base, so they’re all anal safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere are \u003cstrong\u003eno repeats\u003c\/strong\u003e (no 2 of the same dildo in a single bag.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe toys in our grab bags are \u003cstrong\u003enot “flops”\u003c\/strong\u003e (defective units), they are just left over from stock photos, wholesale orders, color mix-ups, conventions, etc. There are occasionally toys with \u003cem\u003ecosmetic imperfections\u003c\/em\u003e, such as color streaks (colors not marbling correctly, or a foreign color dripped in) or bases that were accidentally poured taller than normal. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, you \u003cstrong\u003ecan’t request\u003c\/strong\u003e specific models, colors, or densities. Our grab bags are curated in batches, not hand picked for particular customers. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for \u003cstrong\u003edildos in the “Slim\/Small” or “Beginner”\u003c\/strong\u003e size range: diameters of 1 to 1.34 inches. (Note: There may rarely be toys with thicker features such as a knot, up to 1.45 inches in diameter.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf that doesn’t sound like your ideal size range, please see our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/discount-grab-bag-4-medium-average-size-dildos\" title=\"medium grab bag dildos\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eMedium\/Average dildo size\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/discount-grab-bag-4-thicker-above-average-size-dildos\" title=\"large size dildos grab bags\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLarge dildo size\u003c\/a\u003e grab bags.\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50608519479588,"sku":null,"price":119.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-grab-bag-dildos-small.jpg?v=1741365181"},{"product_id":"discount-grab-bag-3-large-girthy-size-dildos","title":"Discount Grab Bag - 3 Girthy\/Advanced Size Dildos","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDiscount Grab Bag - 3 Girthy\/Advanced Size Dildos\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStorage unit sale! Uberrime has too many dildos and needs to make room! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach grab bag contains 3 dildos, sold as a lot and priced at a steep discount.\u003c\/strong\u003e These toys are \u003cstrong\u003enot\u003c\/strong\u003e “flops” (defective), they are just left over from wholesale orders, stock photos, conventions, etc. There are occasionally toys with color streaks (the color not marbling correctly or a foreign color mixed in.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGrab bags are sold as pictured.\u003c\/strong\u003e Due to time constraints, we cannot provide additional information (such as density or color specifics), take more pictures, or “trade out” toys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for dildos in the “Girthy” or “Advanced” size range: diameters of 2 inches to 2.3 inches. (Note: There may occasionally be toys with thicker features, up to 2.4 inches in diameter. Use our site search to find toy listings with specs.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBag contents listed below:\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBag G-13:\u003c\/strong\u003e Large Titan with balls, Large Splendid, Fascinos Realistic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBag G-14:\u003c\/strong\u003e Large Splendid, Maxime Realistic, Large Titan with balls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBag G-15:\u003c\/strong\u003e Large Maximus Realistic, Large Reservo Uncut, Large Splendid \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf a bag says “sold out,” that particular bag is gone and it will be replaced with another grab bag of totally different toys in the near future. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50761534177572,"sku":null,"price":219.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-grab-bag-dildos-giants.jpg?v=1742067247"},{"product_id":"the-magic-wand-rechargeable-cordless-wand-vibrator","title":"The Magic Wand Rechargeable Cordless Wand Vibrator","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe most iconic sex toy of all time – now cordless and rechargeable! This \u003cem\u003epowerful\u003c\/em\u003e wand vibrator delivers deep-massaging rumbles through a broad silicone head. Its flexible neck and long handle allow you to get it right where you want it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Magic Wand Rechargeable’s incredible motor delivers 4 intensity levels, reaching 6300 RPM. A full battery charge takes just 3 hours and provides 3 to 4 hours of playtime. But if you forget to charge it, you can plug the MWR into an outlet and keep using it!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColloquially called “The Hitachi” (named after its manufacturer), this wand has been making waves since the 60s. The Magic Wand has received countless accolades and endorsements, it’s a favorite of sex therapists and porn performers alike, and its iconic shape is frequently featured in feminist art and jewelry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are thousands of imitators – but \u003cem\u003ethis\u003c\/em\u003e is the \u003cstrong\u003eauthentic\u003c\/strong\u003e wand, now Rechargeable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMagic Wand Rechargeable Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDeep, powerful vibration (pelvic shaking power!) delivered across a broad surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCordless and rechargeable, with a long-lasting battery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 intensity levels and 4 rumbly patterns, controlled by 3 separate easy-push buttons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6 foot cord for easy charging and long reach for optional plugged-in play.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuto-shutoff after 20 minutes of continuous use to prevent overheating (simply turn the device back on)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSturdy construction. The MWR is 13 inches long and weighs 1.3 pounds.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 year warranty.  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Vibratex","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50460601155876,"sku":"","price":143.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-fullsize-hitachi-magic-wand-01.jpg?v=1741894443"},{"product_id":"the-mini-magic-wand-rechargeable-cordless-wand-vibrator","title":"The Mini Magic Wand Rechargeable Cordless Wand Vibrator","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe most iconic sex toy of all time – now rechargeable, and \u003cem\u003etravel size!\u003c\/em\u003e Despite being more petite than the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-magic-wand-rechargeable-cordless-wand-vibrator\" title=\"Magic Wand Rechargeable\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eMagic Wand Rechargeable\u003c\/a\u003e, the Mini still offers some powerful vibration.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Mini Magic Wand Rechargeable’s feisty motor delivers 3 intensity levels, reaching 6000 RPM. A full battery charge takes just 3 hours and provides 2.5 hours of playtime. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its smaller size, the Mini Magic Wand is easier to tuck into an overnight bag – or in between two bodies – than its \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-magic-wand-rechargeable-cordless-wand-vibrator\" title=\"Magic Wand Rechargeable\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003efullsize\u003c\/a\u003e counterpart. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColloquially called “The Hitachi” (named after its manufacturer), this wand has been making waves since the 60s. It’s received countless accolades and endorsements, it’s a favorite of sex educators and porn performers alike, and its iconic shape is frequently featured in feminist art and jewelry. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are thousands of imitators – but \u003cem\u003ethis\u003c\/em\u003e is the \u003cstrong\u003eauthentic\u003c\/strong\u003e wand, now Rechargeable.. and Mini!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMini Magic Wand Rechargeable Features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrong vibration delivered across a broader surface than bullet vibes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCordless and rechargeable, with a long-lasting battery.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncrease\/decrease through 3 intensity levels with easy-push +\/- buttons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6 foot cord for easy charging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuto-shutoff after 20 minutes of continuous use to prevent overheating (simply turn the device back on)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSturdy construction and petite (for a wand) sizing: 9.5 inches long and weighs 9.7 ounces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 year warranty. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Vibratex","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50460784230692,"sku":"","price":84.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-mini-hitachi-magic-wand-01.jpg?v=1741893706"},{"product_id":"pivot-deluxe-positioning-strap-by-sportsheets","title":"Pivot Deluxe Positioning Strap by Sportsheets","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Pivot Deluxe Doggie Strap is a durable positioning strap for enhancing partnered play. A doggie strap provides additional comfort and control in a number of positions, allowing you to achieve ideal angles and deeper penetration with greater ease. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOval foam padding protects the wearer’s skin while the Pivot Deluxe Strap’s crisscross-reinforced design provides ample support and security. The adjustable, woven holding straps have plastic grips to avoid the “rope burn” feeling of most budget straps. The included connector snap can secure the straps together for one-handed use. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis strap is intended for a range of bodies, and can be adjusted from 31 inches to 47 inches in length. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Pivot Deluxe Doggie Strap offers stability, satisfying angles, and encourages creativity through exploring new, modified positions. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePivot Deluxe Doggie Strap Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSturdy construction with reinforced straps, foam padding, and plastic grips.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable from 31 to 47 inches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight materials: Polyester, PE foam, PP webbing, PVC.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sportsheets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50461194977572,"sku":"","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-pivot-deluxe-strap-01.jpg?v=1741580681"},{"product_id":"pivot-2-in-1-wand-strap-on-thigh-harness-by-sportsheets","title":"Pivot 2-in-1 Wand \u0026 Strap-On Thigh Harness by Sportsheets","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe versatile Pivot 2-in-1 “Forced O Strap” Thigh Harness by Sportsheets facilitates hands-free toy use \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e partnered play. With a slot for wand vibrators, and two options for holding dildos (a 2” metal o-ring or a 1” flexible fabric ring) for a partner, the 2-in-1 Strap’s versatility is unmatched. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis innovative thigh harness is made with comfortable, stretchy polyester\/neoprene that can accommodate thighs up to 30 inches. It secures with velcro. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWands are holstered in the harness through two stretchy fabric cuffs. One cuff features anti-slip texture to help the strap stay in place during play. The Pivot 2-in-1 Strap is pictured here with the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-mini-magic-wand-rechargeable-cordless-wand-vibrator\" title=\"Mini Magic Wand Rechargeable\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eMini Magic Wand Rechargeable\u003c\/a\u003e. But with finagling, this harness can accommodate the full-size \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-magic-wand-rechargeable-cordless-wand-vibrator\" title=\"Magic Wand Rechargeable\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eMagic Wand Rechargeable\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Pivot 2-in-1 Strap functions like a traditional thigh harness as well, allowing a partner to straddle a strap-on dildo in either the metal o-ring or fabric ring. Dildos up to 2 inches in diameter can fit in the metal ring; the fabric ring can stretch up to 1.9 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePivot 2-in-1 Strap Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVersatile design is truly 2-in-1: a wand harness, and a dildo thigh harness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReversible: wand can be holstered on either side of the harness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable for up to 30 inch thighs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with comfortable, lightweight polyester and neoprene. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVibrators and dildos must be purchased separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFirst dildo pictured in stock photos is a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-astra-g-spot-dildo-large-size\" title=\"Large Astra Dildo\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLarge Astra\u003c\/a\u003e. 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This kit comes with a beginner-friendly instructional pamphlet to guide you stress-free through the cleansing process!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ultra-thin tapered nozzle is 0.4 inches in diameter (making it about the width of a pencil) and about 3 inches long. This makes it easy to insert even for inexperienced users, and impossible to accidentally insert \"too deep.\" The silicone bulb is soft and squeezable with a non-slip finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe b-Vibe Flexible Enema’s nozzle screws firmly into place for use, but it can be removed for easy cleaning. And the materials (silicone with a metal stopper valve) can be fully sanitized. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnal douching is not necessary to enjoy anal play. But if you’d prefer the assurance of a debris-free session, this enema bulb and some warm water will do it! 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This unique sensation can be enjoyed even without stroking, in some cases \u003cstrong\u003ehands-free\u003c\/strong\u003e. Even better, the toy can be used with or without an erection. Simply position your penis in the Pulse Solo’s embrace and let the oscillations do the work. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis toy has 9 speeds and 6 unique oscillation patterns to explore, with a full hour of play time on a full charge. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile the palm-sized Pulse Solo Essential is designed for hands-free use, you can also drizzle some lube on the smooth internal ridges and let the oscillation compliment your stroking. 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The Medium size bag will fit one slim to average size dildo (with a base no wider than 2 inches across), plus a \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"bullet vibrator\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/limited-addiction-bullet-vibrator-psyche-power-vibe-rainbow-1\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ebullet vibe\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis petite, lint-free polyester single drawstring bag will protect your sex toy from dust, scuffs, and wandering eyes. But the Safe Sex Antibacterial Toy Bag doesn’t just store your toy – it utilizes antimicrobial ultra-fine silver crystals to discourage bacterial growth. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafe Sex Antibacterial Toy Bag Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor single toy storage. Toy base cannot exceed 2 inches across. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePolyester material has a satiny finish and does not shed lint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilver ions in the fabric provide sanitary storage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable. Wash on cold, do not bleach; tumble dry on low.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium size bag is 10.25 inches long and 3 inches wide \u003cem\u003ewhen laying flat\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVibrators and dildos must be purchased separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDildos pictured in stock photos include the \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Elements 4 Small Dildo\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-element-4-abstract-dildo-non-phallic-dildo-platinum-silicone-dildo\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSmall Elements 4\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Amor Short Realistic Dildo\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-amor-short-realistic-dildo\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAmor\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Essential Model B\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/essential-dildo-model-b\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eEssential Model B\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Extra Small Divo\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-divo-extra-small\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eExtra Small Divo\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blush Novelties","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50466546450724,"sku":"","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-antibacterial-toy-bag-medium-01.jpg?v=1742086734"},{"product_id":"the-safe-sex-antibacterial-toy-bag-by-blush-novelties-large-size","title":"Single Toy Antibacterial Storage Bag for Medium\/Large Dildos by Blush Novelties","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Safe Sex Antibacterial Toy Bag - Large \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Safe Sex Antibacterial Toy Bag is an individual toy storage bag. The Large size bag will fit one average to large size dildo (with a base no wider than 3 inches across), or the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-mini-magic-wand-rechargeable-cordless-wand-vibrator\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Mini Magic Wand\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eMini Magic Wand\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis petite, lint-free polyester drawstring bag will protect your sex toy from dust, scuffs, and wandering eyes. But the Safe Sex Antibacterial Toy Bag doesn’t just store your toys – it utilizes antimicrobial ultra-fine silver crystals to discourage bacterial growth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafe Sex Antibacterial Toy Bag Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor single toy storage. Toy base cannot exceed 3 inches across. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePolyester material has a satiny finish and does not shed lint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilver ions in the fabric provide sanitary storage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable. Wash on cold, do not bleach; tumble dry on low.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium size bag is 12.25 inches long and 5 inches wide \u003cem\u003ewhen laying flat\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVibrators and dildos must be purchased separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDildos pictured in stock photos include the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-teuthida-tentacle-dildo-large-size\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Teuthida Tentacle Dildo\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eLarge Teuthida Tentacle\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-teres-realistic-dual-density-dildo\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Dual Density Teres Dildo\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eTeres Dual Density Realistic\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-selene-moon-goddess\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Selene Moon Goddess Dildo\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eSelene Moon Goddess\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-essential-dildo\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"The Essential Dildo\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eOriginal Essential\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blush Novelties","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50466547564836,"sku":"","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-antibacterial-toy-bag-large-01.jpg?v=1741713373"},{"product_id":"discount-grab-bag-4-thicker-above-average-size-dildos","title":"Discount Grab Bag - 4 Large\/Above Average Size Dildos","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDiscount Grab Bag - 4 Large \/ Above Average Size Dildos\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStorage unit sale! Uberrime has too many dildos and needs to make room! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a blind\/surprise\/gatcha\u003cstrong\u003e bag of 4 random dildos\u003c\/strong\u003e, priced at a steep discount. We curate these bags to provide a \u003cstrong\u003evariety\u003c\/strong\u003e of experiences:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize varies, but the dildos are generally “thicker” (1.7-1.9in diameter range.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvery bag contains \u003cstrong\u003emulti-color\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cstrong\u003esingle color\u003c\/strong\u003e dildos.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlmost every bag has at least \u003cstrong\u003e1 realistic \u003c\/strong\u003etoy, \u003cstrong\u003e1 fantasy \u003c\/strong\u003etoy, and \u003cstrong\u003e1 abstract\u003c\/strong\u003e toy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eToy density (firmness) varies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvery dildo has some kind of flared base, so they’re all anal safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere are \u003cstrong\u003eno repeats\u003c\/strong\u003e (2 of the same dildo in a single bag.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe toys in our grab bags are \u003cstrong\u003enot “flops”\u003c\/strong\u003e (defective units), they are just left over from stock photos, wholesale orders, color mix-ups, conventions, etc. There are occasionally toys with \u003cem\u003ecosmetic imperfections\u003c\/em\u003e, such as color streaks (colors not marbling correctly, or a foreign color dripped in) or bases that were accidentally poured taller than normal. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, you \u003cstrong\u003ecan’t request\u003c\/strong\u003e specific models, colors, or densities. Our grab bags are curated in batches, not hand picked for particular customers. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for \u003cstrong\u003edildos in the “Large\/Thicker” or “Above Average”\u003c\/strong\u003e size range: diameters of 1.7 inches to 1.9 inches. (Note: There may rarely be toys with thicker features such as a knot, up to 2.1 inches in diameter.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf that doesn’t sound like your ideal size range, please see our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/discount-grab-bag-4-medium-average-size-dildos\" title=\"medium grab bag dildos\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eMedium\/Average dildo size\u003c\/a\u003e or Giant dildo size grab bags.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50761526313252,"sku":null,"price":219.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-grab-bag-dildos-larges.jpg?v=1742067170"},{"product_id":"sliquid-h20-water-based-lube","title":"Sliquid H20 Water-Based Lube","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSliquid H20 Water-Based Lube, 4.2 or 8.5 fl oz bottle\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSliquid H2O is Sliquid’s original water-based lube. This delightfully slippery formula mimics natural lubrication, making things feel “extra wet” instead of sticky or goopy. It’s pH balanced and hypoallergenic, making it safe for sensitive users. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLike all Sliquid lubes, H2O is free from glycerin (which can break down into sugars and cause yeast infections), free from gluten, free from parabens, and free from sulphates. It’s 100% vegan friendly. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis slick, drippy lube reduces friction, making sex and masturbation more comfortable. It’s safe to use with sex toys and condoms. H2O is unscented, does not stain the sheets, and is easy to clean off sex toys. During longer sessions, you can reactivate H2O to its slickest with a spritz of water. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor a thicker formula, try \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Sliquid Sassy\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/sliquid-sassy-long-lasting-water-based-lube\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSliquid Sassy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSliquid H2O Water-Based Lube Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlippery purified water-based lube designed to feel like natural lubrication.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFormulated for sensitive bodies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Sliquid Promise: “Our products are always FREE of DEA, gluten, glycerine, glycerol, parabens, PEG, propylene glycol, sorbitol, and sulphates… and they’re 100% vegan friendly.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSafe to use with latex barriers (condoms, gloves) and silicone sex toys.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-staining, unscented, unflavored, and easy to clean up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVegan, non-toxic ingredients: purified water, plant cellulose, cyamposis (guar conditioners), sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate, citric acid. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVibrators and dildos must be purchased separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDildo pictured in stock photo is the \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Small Architect Dildo\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-architect-dildo-small-size\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSmall Architect\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sliquid","offers":[{"title":"4.2oz","offer_id":51147678482724,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8.5oz","offer_id":51147678515492,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-sliquid-h2o-lube-01.jpg?v=1742509481"},{"product_id":"sliquid-sassy-long-lasting-water-based-lube","title":"Sliquid Sassy Long-Lasting Water-Based Lube","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSliquid Sassy Long-Lasting Water-Based Lube, 4.2 or 8.5 fl oz bottle\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSliquid describes their water-based Sassy lube as the same as \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/sliquid-h20-water-based-lube\" title=\"Sliquid H2O\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSliquid H2O\u003c\/a\u003e, just thicker. This wonderfully slippery, viscous lube offers “extra padding” for an even smoother glide – making it ideal for textured fantasy toys or anal play. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust like H2O, Sliquid Sassy is pH balanced and hypoallergenic, making it safe for sensitive users. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSliquid Sassy is free from glycerin (which can break down into sugars and cause yeast infections), free from gluten, free from parabens, and free from sulphates. It’s 100% vegan friendly. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis thick, drippy lube reduces friction, making sex and masturbation more comfortable. It’s safe to use with sex toys and condoms. Sliquid Sassy is unscented, does not stain the sheets, and is easy to clean off sex toys. During longer sessions, you can reactivate Sassy to its slickest with a spritz of water. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSliquid Sassy Water-Based Lube Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlippery purified water-based lube designed to feel like natural lubrication, only thicker.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFormulated for sensitive bodies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Sliquid Promise: “Our products are always FREE of DEA, gluten, glycerine, glycerol, parabens, PEG, propylene glycol, sorbitol, and sulphates… and they’re 100% vegan friendly.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSafe to use with latex barriers (condoms, gloves) and silicone sex toys.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-staining, unscented, unflavored, and easy to clean up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVegan, non-toxic ingredients: purified water, plant cellulose, cyamposis (guar conditioners), sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate, citric acid. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVibrators and dildos must be purchased separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eToys pictured in stock photos are the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-rosae-rose-shaped-grinder\" title=\"Rosae Rose Grinder\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eRosae Rose Grinder\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"small Arboris Dragon Dildo\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-arboris-tree-dragon-dildo-small-size\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSmall Arboris Dragon\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sliquid","offers":[{"title":"4.2oz","offer_id":51147674222884,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8.5oz","offer_id":51147674255652,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-sliquid-sassy-lube-01.jpg?v=1742511378"},{"product_id":"sliquid-shine-toy-cleaner","title":"Sliquid Shine Sex Toy Cleaner","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSliquid Shine Sex Toy Cleaner, 8.5 fl oz bottle\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou can \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/blogs\/news\/how-to-clean-and-sanitize-your-silicone-dildos\" title=\"how to clean your silicone sex toys\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eclean your sex toys with soap and water\u003c\/a\u003e, but some folks prefer something formulated specifically for the task – and that’s Sliquid Shine! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSliquid Shine utilizes aloe vera, organic tea tree oil, and organic castor oil, which are naturally anti-bacterial and anti-fungal. It does not contain any harsh chemicals, alcohol, glycerine, or parabens – and it’s 100% vegan friendly. Shine also helps remove odors, without using harsh perfumes. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpray Shine directly on the toy, making sure to soak any surface texture, then thoroughly rinse with water. Shine does not leave any residue. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSliquid Shine Toy Spray Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFormulated with 95% organic ingredients.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural clean scent of tea tree oil.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Sliquid Promise: “Our products are always FREE of DEA, gluten, glycerine, glycerol, parabens, PEG, propylene glycol, sorbitol, and sulphates… and they’re 100% vegan friendly.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy-press nozzle provides a good blast of cleaner with every press.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSimply spray and rinse off. Does not leave residue.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVegan, non-toxic ingredients: organic eloe barbadensis decolorized leaf juice (reconstituted), organic tea tree oil, organic castor oil, organic jojoba oil.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDildos must be purchased separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDildo and plug pictured in stock photo are the\u003cspan\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-maximus-small-size\" title=\"Small Maximus Dildo\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSmall Maximus\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/basic-butt-plug-2-with-t-base\" title=\"Basic Butt Plug #2\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBasic Butt Plug #2\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sliquid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50502582042916,"sku":"","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-sliquid-shine-toy-cleaner-01.jpg?v=1742767810"},{"product_id":"fascinator-waterproof-mini-throw-by-liberator-black","title":"Fascinator Waterproof Mini Throw by Liberator - Black","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFascinator Waterproof Mini Throw by Liberator - Black\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo more sleeping in ‘the wet spot’! This velvety soft, durable waterproof throw from Liberator provides a protective splash barrier for your bed, couch, or wherever you get up to making a mess. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Fascinator Mini Throw is towel size (36 x 26 inches) so it’s easy to maneuver, easy to store, and easy to travel with. (And much less cumbersome than a fullsize blanket.) But with a sensual, velvety finish, it’s a far more luxurious addition to sex or masturbation than an old t-shirt or scruffy towel. You’ll love the soft feel! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn inner moisture barrier protects your sheets or furniture, while the microvelvet surface catches lubes and liquids. With generous sizing even for a mini, the Fascinator won’t miss a drop.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Fascinator Mini Throw is machine washable and dryer-friendly, so clean-up is less tedious than ever. 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The Pivot Sex Toy Mount is two foam pillows that you secure together with velcro straps, creating a space between the pillows where you can wedge your toy at whatever angle works best for you. This allows you 180 degree toy placement, with the potential to use multiple toys. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Pivot Sex Toy Mount also comes with a pair of stretchy neoprene velcro straps that can be used to ‘tie down’ dildos with flared bases, or be wrapped around the neck or handle of a wand vibrator to further secure it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Pivot Toy Mount uses sturdy, high density foam pillows. They have water-resistant, machine washable covers you can remove via zipper, so clean up after messy play is easy. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you separate the pillows, the Pivot Sex Toy Mount can also be used as a low-profile support pillow beneath your hips. Or you can use the separated pillows to cushion your knees when kneeling on a hard surface. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt just 8 inches long and 8 inches tall, the Pivot Toy Mount doesn’t take up much space – so it’s easy to store and easy to set up for spontaneous play. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePivot Sex Toy Mount Features \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInnovative dual pillow design allows you to mount dildos, wand vibes, or other large vibrators along a 180 degree arc.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUtilizes stretchy neoprene velcro straps to secure dildos by their flared base or wand vibrators by their neck or handle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh density foam pillows with zippered, water-resistant covers. 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Made with flexible silicone that’s attractively marbled in black and gray, these suckers provide a mild but steady sense of pressure. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust give the bulbs a squeeze and place the openings over your nipples. (Or anywhere else you might enjoy suction.) Letting go creates a gentle vacuum, drawing blood to the surface and creating heightened sensitivity upon removal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe firmer you squeeze the suckers before placement, the tighter the suction will be. For best results, line the inside of the cups with a water-based lube. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVelvet Noir Nipple Suckers Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWide cup to accommodate nipples of various sizes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with silicone with a velvety finish. 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When a \u003cstrong\u003ephysical defect\u003c\/strong\u003e happens, we call that dildo a “flop”: a toy that doesn’t meet our strict quality standards. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe physical defect could be:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esmall hole on the surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epigment clump on the toy base (we do not sell toys with pigment clumps in the insertable portion of the toy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esmall tears \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erough spot (made by a scuff in the mold)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese flops are \u003cstrong\u003eflawed but functional\u003c\/strong\u003e. To save these toys from winding up in a landfill, we sell our flops at a\u003cstrong\u003e steep discount\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePLEASE NOTE that flops are HIGH MAINTENANCE TOYS because they require more thorough and thoughtful cleaning, and double-checking before use (to ensure the flaw hasn’t become worse\/unmanageable.)\u003c\/strong\u003e They are sold “as-is,” meaning that while our team has inspected them and determined they’re body-safe when treated with care, we don’t guarantee their longevity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll flops are labeled with the location of the defect and short care instructions. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause flopping happens to random toys, \u003cstrong\u003ewe sell them as a “surprise”\u003c\/strong\u003e – you don’t get to choose what model you get or what kind of flaw it has. 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