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Carnally animalistic , its desire to copulate with any species is so strong, that it has made its way across space and time to behold the sapient beings of earth! 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Check out the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/nocturna-vampire-phantasia-first-time-fantasy-dildo-small-size\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"small Nocturna Vampire Dildo\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003esmall Nocturna Vampire Dildo\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Soft \u0026 Squishy Shore 0030","offer_id":50645441741092,"sku":"","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Shore 0050","offer_id":50645441773860,"sku":"","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-nocturna-vampire-dildo-01.jpg?v=1747415269"},{"product_id":"astrum-alien-phantasia-first-time-fantasy-dildo-large-size","title":"Astrum Alien - Phantasia First Time Fantasy Dildo - Large Size","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAstrum Alien Dildo - Large Size\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eExplore the deepest reaches of space with the Astrum Alien Dildo, an inhuman phallic fantasy dildo with pleasurable ridges for probing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Astrum Alien Dildo is part of the Phantasia First Time Fantasy Dildos line from Uberrime. Each dildo is designed to be a \u003cstrong\u003ecomfortable introduction\u003c\/strong\u003e to fantasy toys, with \u003cstrong\u003egentle shapes and textures\u003c\/strong\u003e for non-intimidating exploration. The Astrum Alien is made in your choice of \u003cstrong\u003esoft, squeezable silicone\u003c\/strong\u003e densities for comfortable, pleasurable use. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe flared base (which is adorned with winding biomechanical details) is easy to hold, compatible with most strap-on harnesses, and anal safe. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Astrum Alien Dildo’s silhouette was designed with pleasure in mind. The phallic head on this extraterrestrial invader is a bit thicker than the average human counterpart with a 1.63in diameter. Two smooth bumps below the head offer additional gentle g-spot\/prostate massage when thrusting, maxing out at girthy 1.99in diameter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDrizzle a water-based lube on this silicone’s lightly matte surface to help it glide in use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOTE:\u003c\/strong\u003e Stock images are examples only. Uberrime items are artisan and individually hand-poured, no two toys are exactly alike.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAstrum Alien Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCustom, made to order! 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Check out the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/astrum-alien-phantasia-first-time-fantasy-dildo-small-size\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"small Astrum Alien Dildo\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003esmall Astrum Alien Dildo\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Soft \u0026 Squishy Shore 0030","offer_id":50645539684644,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Shore 0050","offer_id":50645539717412,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-astrum-alien-dildo-01.jpg?v=1747328061"},{"product_id":"the-symbiont-long-biomechanical-dildo","title":"The Symbiont Long Biomechanical Dildo - Small Size","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Symbiont Long Biomechanical Dildo - Small Size\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Symbiont is a merger of alien tech and the human body – a biomechanical miracle! Elongated and \u003cstrong\u003eeternally\u003c\/strong\u003e erect: consider this the experimental first thrust into hybrid-induced immortality from Necrotech. Get it on\u003cem\u003e forever\u003c\/em\u003e with The Symbiont!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(Dr Julius Kno, founder of Necrotech and current\u003cem\u003e leading innovator\u003c\/em\u003e in the cosmic race for eternal life, refutes accusations of “being a megalomaniacal space villain.”)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Symbiont Dildo is a \u003cstrong\u003ehighly textured\u003c\/strong\u003e, humanoid fantasy design. It has a straight shaft that’s extra long and relatively slender for its size. In medium and large, it’s proportioned for mild depth play. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis dildo’s fleshy, veiny alien textures and biomehcanical ridges provide a unique sensory experience. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt its length, the Symbiont has greater stability in soft or medium soft density. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSymbiont Long Dildo Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCustom, made to order! Your choice of density (firmness) and 1-3 color(s).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWonderfully weird texturing that's sculpted smooth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProportioned for mild depth play or deep-reaching, a-spot stimulation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlared base for safe anal use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSculpt by ExcelDDesigns.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with platinum cure silicone, which is durable and body-safe: hypoallergenic, easy to sanitize, and phthalates-free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand made in the USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSymbiont Long Dildo Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: 7.75 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsertable length: 6 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest diameter: 1.43 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest circumference: 4.5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot quite your size? Check out the \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"medium symbiont\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-symbiont-long-biomechanical-dildo-medium-size\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emedium\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"large symbiont\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-symbiont-long-biomechanical-dildo-large-size\" target=\"_blank\"\u003elarge\u003c\/a\u003e Symbiont Biomechanical Dildo.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Soft \u0026 Squishy Shore 0030","offer_id":51219890143524,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Shore 0050 (Recommended)","offer_id":51219890176292,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Shore 8a","offer_id":51219890209060,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-custom-dildos-symbiont-small.jpg?v=1761346504"},{"product_id":"the-symbiont-long-biomechanical-dildo-medium-size","title":"The Symbiont Long Biomechanical Dildo - Medium Size","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Symbiont Long Biomechanical Dildo - Medium Size\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Symbiont is a merger of alien tech and the human body – a biomechanical miracle! Elongated and \u003cstrong\u003eeternally\u003c\/strong\u003e erect: consider this the experimental first thrust into hybrid-induced immortality from Necrotech. Get it on\u003cem\u003e forever\u003c\/em\u003e with The Symbiont!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(Dr Julius Kno, founder of Necrotech and current\u003cem\u003e leading innovator\u003c\/em\u003e in the cosmic race for eternal life, refutes accusations of “being a megalomaniacal space villain.”)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Symbiont Dildo is a \u003cstrong\u003ehighly textured\u003c\/strong\u003e, humanoid fantasy design. It has a straight shaft that’s extra long and relatively slender for its size. 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Your choice of density (firmness) and 1-3 color(s).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWonderfully weird texturing that's sculpted smooth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProportioned for mild depth play or deep-reaching, a-spot stimulation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlared base for safe anal use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSculpt by ExcelDDesigns.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with platinum cure silicone, which is durable and body-safe: hypoallergenic, easy to sanitize, and phthalates-free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand made in the USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSymbiont Long Dildo Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: 8.75 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsertable length: 7.5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest diameter: 1.59 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest circumference: 5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot quite your size? Check out the \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"small symbiont\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-symbiont-long-biomechanical-dildo\" target=\"_blank\"\u003esmall\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"large symbiont\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-symbiont-long-biomechanical-dildo-large-size\" target=\"_blank\"\u003elarge\u003c\/a\u003e Symbiont Biomechanical Dildo.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Soft \u0026 Squishy Shore 0030","offer_id":51219923632420,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Shore 0050 (Recommended)","offer_id":51219923665188,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Shore 8a","offer_id":51219923697956,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-custom-dildos-symbiont-medium.jpg?v=1761347763"},{"product_id":"the-symbiont-long-biomechanical-dildo-large-size","title":"The Symbiont Long Biomechanical Dildo - Large Size","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Symbiont Long Biomechanical Dildo - Large Size\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Symbiont is a merger of alien tech and the human body – a biomechanical miracle! Elongated and \u003cstrong\u003eeternally\u003c\/strong\u003e erect: consider this the experimental first thrust into hybrid-induced immortality from Necrotech. Get it on\u003cem\u003e forever\u003c\/em\u003e with The Symbiont!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(Dr Julius Kno, founder of Necrotech and current\u003cem\u003e leading innovator\u003c\/em\u003e in the cosmic race for eternal life, refutes accusations of “being a megalomaniacal space villain.”)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Symbiont Dildo is a \u003cstrong\u003ehighly textured\u003c\/strong\u003e, humanoid fantasy design. It has a straight shaft that’s extra long and relatively slender for its size. 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Your choice of density (firmness) and 1-3 color(s).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWonderfully weird texturing that's sculpted smooth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProportioned for mild depth play or deep-reaching, a-spot stimulation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlared base for safe anal use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSculpt by ExcelDDesigns.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with platinum cure silicone, which is durable and body-safe: hypoallergenic, easy to sanitize, and phthalates-free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand made in the USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSymbiont Long Dildo Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: 9.75 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsertable length: 8.5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest diameter: 1.83 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest circumference: 5.75 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot quite your size? Check out the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-symbiont-long-biomechanical-dildo\" title=\"medium symbiont\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003esmall\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"medium symbiont\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-symbiont-long-biomechanical-dildo-medium-size\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emedium\u003c\/a\u003e Symbiont Biomechanical Dildo.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Soft \u0026 Squishy Shore 0030","offer_id":51220009812260,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Shore 0050 (Recommended)","offer_id":51220009845028,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium Shore 8a","offer_id":51220009877796,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-custom-dildos-symbiont-large.jpg?v=1761348068"},{"product_id":"the-cthulhu-eldritch-monster-dildo-small-size","title":"The Cthulhu Eldritch Monster Dildo - Small Size","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Cthulhu Eldritch Monster Dildo - Small Size\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAn eldritch horror, an ancient god, a cosmic calamity: the Great Old One, Cthulhu! 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(Even the Small size is considered “thick\/above average.”) It’s over 1.8 inches in diameter at its widest, where the tentacles create a knot on the shaft.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCthulhu Monster Dildo Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCustom, made to order! Your choice of density (firmness) and 1-3 color(s).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHighly detailed monster sculpt with unique texturing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDildo with wings!  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGirthy and curved for g-spot\/prostate stimulation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlared base for safe anal use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHighlighted tips on the wings when you choose a secondary color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSculpt by ExcelDDesigns.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with platinum cure silicone, which is durable and body-safe: hypoallergenic, easy to sanitize, and phthalates-free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand made in the USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Cthulhu Monster Dildo Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: 7 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsertable length: 5.5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest diameter: 1.86 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest circumference: 5.86 inches\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot quite your size? Check out the \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"medium Cthulhu dildo\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-cthulhu-eldritch-monster-dildo-medium-size\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emedium\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-cthulhu-eldritch-monster-dildo-large-size\" title=\"large Cthulhu dildo\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003elarge\u003c\/a\u003e Cthulhu Monster Dildo.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Soft \u0026 Squishy Shore 0030","offer_id":51242797793572,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Shore 0050","offer_id":51242797826340,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-custom-dildos-cthulhu-monster-dildo-03.jpg?v=1761930215"},{"product_id":"the-cthulhu-eldritch-monster-dildo-medium-size","title":"The Cthulhu Eldritch Monster Dildo - Medium Size","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Cthulhu Eldritch Monster Dildo - Medium Size\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAn eldritch horror, an ancient god, a cosmic calamity: the Great Old One, Cthulhu! After eons of slumber, \u003cstrong\u003eCthulhu has returned – as a fantasy dildo\u003c\/strong\u003e. Lovers of monsters, myths, and magic rejoice!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith an aesthetic inspired by dragons and tentacled sea beasts, the Cthulhu certainly deserves its place in the pantheon of pleasure. How could we mere mortals resist the call to cast this scifi icon in supple, squeezable silicone? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Cthulhu Dildo has a detailed, regal silhouette. Cthulhu’s textured cephalopod head and fleshy tentacles are fashioned into a phallically curved shaft for g-spot\/prostate stimulation. (We wanted to make sure this design wasn’t just kinky decor – this is a \u003cem\u003euseable\u003c\/em\u003e monster dildo.) At the base, a pair of soft but beastly wings complete the lovecraftian vision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Cthulhu Dildo is a \u003cstrong\u003ebig\u003c\/strong\u003e toy. (Even the Medium size is considered “advanced\/pro” in size.) It’s over 2.4 inches in diameter at its widest, where the tentacles create a knot on the shaft.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCthulhu Monster Dildo Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCustom, made to order! Your choice of density (firmness) and 1-3 color(s).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHighly detailed monster sculpt with unique texturing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDildo with wings!  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGirthy and curved for g-spot\/prostate stimulation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlared base for safe anal use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHighlighted tips on the wings when you choose a secondary color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSculpt by ExcelDDesigns.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with platinum cure silicone, which is durable and body-safe: hypoallergenic, easy to sanitize, and phthalates-free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand made in the USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium Cthulhu Monster Dildo Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: 9 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsertable length: 7 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest diameter: 2.43 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest circumference: 7.63 inches\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot quite your size? Check out the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-cthulhu-eldritch-monster-dildo-small-size\" title=\"small Cthulhu dildo\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003esmall\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"large Cthulhu dildo\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-cthulhu-eldritch-monster-dildo-large-size\" target=\"_blank\"\u003elarge\u003c\/a\u003e Cthulhu Monster Dildo.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Soft \u0026 Squishy Shore 0030","offer_id":51242797957412,"sku":null,"price":149.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Shore 0050","offer_id":51242797990180,"sku":null,"price":149.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-custom-dildos-cthulhu-monster-dildo-01.jpg?v=1761930993"},{"product_id":"the-cthulhu-eldritch-monster-dildo-large-size","title":"The Cthulhu Eldritch Monster Dildo - Large Size","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Cthulhu Eldritch Giant Monster Dildo - Large Size\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAn eldritch horror, an ancient god, a cosmic calamity: the Great Old One, Cthulhu! After eons of slumber, \u003cstrong\u003eCthulhu has returned – as a fantasy dildo\u003c\/strong\u003e. Lovers of monsters, myths, and magic rejoice!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith an aesthetic inspired by dragons and tentacled sea beasts, the Cthulhu certainly deserves its place in the pantheon of pleasure. How could we mere mortals resist the call to cast this scifi icon in supple, squeezable silicone? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Cthulhu Dildo has a detailed, regal silhouette. Cthulhu’s textured cephalopod head and fleshy tentacles are fashioned into a phallically curved shaft. (We wanted to make sure this design wasn’t just kinky decor – this is a \u003cem\u003euseable\u003c\/em\u003e monster dildo.) At the base, a pair of soft but beastly wings complete the lovecraftian vision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Cthulhu Dildo is a \u003cstrong\u003ebig\u003c\/strong\u003e toy. (The large size is considered “pro\/giant” in size.) It’s over 2.8 inches in diameter at its widest, where the tentacles create a knot on the shaft.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCthulhu Monster Dildo Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCustom, made to order! Your choice of density (firmness) and 1-3 color(s).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHighly detailed monster sculpt with unique texturing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDildo with wings!  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGirthy and curved for g-spot\/prostate stimulation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlared base for safe anal use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHighlighted tips on the wings when you choose a secondary color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSculpt by ExcelDDesigns.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with platinum cure silicone, which is durable and body-safe: hypoallergenic, easy to sanitize, and phthalates-free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand made in the USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLarge Cthulhu Monster Dildo Measurements\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: 11 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsertable length: 8.5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest diameter: 2.87 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWidest circumference: 9 inches\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot quite your size? Check out the \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"small Cthulhu dildo\" href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-cthulhu-eldritch-monster-dildo-small-size\" target=\"_blank\"\u003esmall\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-cthulhu-eldritch-monster-dildo-medium-size\" title=\"medium Cthulhu dildo\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emedium\u003c\/a\u003e Cthulhu Monster Dildo.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Soft \u0026 Squishy Shore 0030","offer_id":51242799595812,"sku":null,"price":249.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Shore 0050","offer_id":51242799628580,"sku":null,"price":249.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-custom-dildos-cthulhu-monster-dildo-02.jpg?v=1761930215"},{"product_id":"the-galene-tentacle-a-spot-vaginal-plug-large-size","title":"The Galene Tentacle A-Spot Vaginal Plug - Large Size","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Galene Tentacle A-Spot Vaginal Plug - Large Size\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWonderfully \u003cem\u003estranger\u003c\/em\u003e than our other tentacle plugs, the Galene Vaginal Plug offers otherworldly oceanic pleasures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Galene Tentacle Vaginal Plug is shaped to fill you up with its sucker-textured girth, and cradle your cervix with its squishy nubbin-lined cup head for \u003cstrong\u003ea-spot stimulation\u003c\/strong\u003e. Despite its intimidating profile, this vag plug is made with \u003cstrong\u003esoft, supple silicone\u003c\/strong\u003e, so it’s malleable enough to clench and kegel with ease. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFantasy fans will appreciate this tentacle toy’s smoothly sculpted musculature and low profile suckers, which add \u003cstrong\u003eunique alien texture\u003c\/strong\u003e to this cephalopodic design. You can position the plug to be texture-forward against your g-spot, or face it the other way to enjoy the bulge of its back ridge. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Galene Tentacle Plug was named after the Greek sea goddess, or perhaps the sun-orbiting asteroid of the same name – truly, this alien tentacle could have been inspired by both! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Galene Tentacle Vaginal Plug is just that: a \u003cem\u003evaginal\u003c\/em\u003e plug. This fantasy toy is not anal safe! The base is designed to be petite and unobtrusive between labia, for comfortable wear over longer sessions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGalene was sculpted with a longer ‘neck’ than some of our other \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/collections\/vaginal-plugs\" title=\"Uberrime vaginal plugs\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003evaginal plugs\u003c\/a\u003e, making it easier to grasp and reposition when necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe large size of the Galene Tentacle A-Spot Vaginal Plug has a diameter of \u003cstrong\u003eover 2 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is considered ‘advanced’ girth. This thick pussy plug will be most \u003cstrong\u003eappreciated by size royalty\u003c\/strong\u003e!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGalene Fantasy Vaginal Plug Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCustom, made to order! Your choice of density (firmness) and 1-3 color(s).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCephalopodic shape for fans of tentacles!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThick body with a unique slanted tip for a-spot stimulation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLong neck and narrow, vulva-friendly base. Unlike a big dildo base, it won’t be ‘in the way’!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSculpt by ExcelDDesigns.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with platinum cure silicone, which is durable and body-safe: hypoallergenic, easy to sanitize, and phthalates-free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand made in the USA. 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Check out the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/products\/the-galene-tentacle-a-spot-vaginal-plug-small-size\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"small Galene Vaginal Plug\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003esmall Galene\u003c\/a\u003e Fantasy Vag Plug. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uberrime","offers":[{"title":"Soft \u0026 Squishy Shore 0030","offer_id":53710344192292,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Shore 0050","offer_id":53710344225060,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/1534\/6212\/files\/uberrime-custom-dildos-galene-tentacle-vaginal-plug-large.jpg?v=1777994615"},{"product_id":"the-galene-tentacle-a-spot-vaginal-plug-small-size","title":"The Galene Tentacle A-Spot Vaginal Plug - Small Size","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Galene Tentacle A-Spot Vaginal Plug - Small Size\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWonderfully\u003cem\u003e stranger\u003c\/em\u003e than our other tentacle plugs, the Galene Vaginal Plug offers otherworldly oceanic pleasures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Galene Tentacle Vaginal Plug is shaped to fill you up with its sucker-textured girth, and cradle your cervix with its squishy nubbin-lined cup head for \u003cstrong\u003ea-spot stimulation\u003c\/strong\u003e. Despite its intimidating profile, this vag plug is made with \u003cstrong\u003esoft, supple silicone\u003c\/strong\u003e, so it’s malleable enough to clench and kegel with ease. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFantasy fans will appreciate this tentacle toy’s smoothly sculpted musculature and low profile suckers, which add \u003cstrong\u003eunique alien texture\u003c\/strong\u003e to this cephalopodic design. You can position the plug to be texture-forward against your g-spot, or face it the other way to enjoy the bulge of its back ridge. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Galene Tentacle Plug was named after the Greek sea goddess, or perhaps the sun-orbiting asteroid of the same name – truly, this alien tentacle could have been inspired by both! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Galene Tentacle Vaginal Plug is just that: a \u003cem\u003evaginal\u003c\/em\u003e plug. This fantasy toy is not anal safe! The base is designed to be petite and unobtrusive between labia, for comfortable wear over longer sessions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGalene was sculpted with a longer ‘neck’ than some of our other \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uberrime.com\/collections\/vaginal-plugs\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Uberrime vaginal plugs\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003evaginal plugs\u003c\/a\u003e, making it easier to grasp and reposition when necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe small size of the Galene Tentacle A-Spot Vaginal Plug has a diameter of just under 1.8 inches, which is considered thicker than average, for a plump but not overwhelming fit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGalene Fantasy Vaginal Plug Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCustom, made to order! 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In size Small, the Vixi’s widest point is a \u003cstrong\u003eplump 1.75 inches in diameter\u003c\/strong\u003e.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVixi’s \u003cstrong\u003esmooth-sculpted texture\u003c\/strong\u003e features give it multi-dimensional fantasy charm. It has sleek dragon scales, subtle alien bumps, and a devilish coronal ridge, all for added sensation. The Vixi’s soft silicone has a satiny, \u003cstrong\u003esemi-matte\u003c\/strong\u003e finish. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVaginal plugs like the Vixi aren’t designed to be thrust like a dildo. 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